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Lin Ostrom is from the Poli Sci dept! She's the first woman ever to win win the Nobel prize for Economics!  This should be an exciting day!

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  • Feb. 3rd, 2009 at 2:35 AM
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  • 06:53 Trying to buy Conchords tickets. #
  • 07:08 I've got 11th row Orchestra tickets to the Conchords show!!! #
  • 09:52 I want it to be tonight already! ::whines:: #
  • 11:12 They should call Project Runway Canada "Project Runway: The ER edition." #
  • 13:19 A new friend asked an old one to describe me. She did, in one word: "verbose." #
  • 14:02 The old worst-case scenario me would be freaking out right now, but the new positive me is just excited!!! #
  • 15:09 I can't wait for my haircut tomorrow. My hair's playing the "attack of the mad ringlets" game, just when I least want it to. #
  • 16:14 Out! :-D #
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Conchords!

  • Feb. 2nd, 2009 at 10:48 AM
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I have 11th row orchestra tickets for the Flight of the Conchords show in April! I am so excited!
Of course, it's not like I need something else to distract me, I'm unfocused enough already...

Tweets for Today

  • Feb. 2nd, 2009 at 1:28 AM
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  • 08:50 I really love the Leonard Cohen song "What You Wanted," I just wish I know what the hell the lyrics meant. #
  • 09:54 I've done 9 years of texting in 24 hours. Time to go through my boxes and figure out what's staying and what's coming with me to the new apt #
  • 13:42 Needs to text less and sort more... #
  • 13:47 I need to text less and sort more...also, I'm celebrating the Superbowl by watching that episode of Top Chef. #
  • 14:49 I am downright giddy. #
  • 16:31 I'm so glad I came home to Bloomington! I love this place.:-) #
  • 17:49 I've packed myself in a corner and run out of useful. Boo. #
  • 18:16 I can't get anything done, so I'm going to read some "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail" and go to sleep. Office catchup is tomorrow? #
  • 21:31 I succeded in going to bed early...only to be woken up less than 2 hours later. Now I'm wide awake, sigh. #
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Tweets for Today

  • Feb. 1st, 2009 at 3:15 AM
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  • 05:45 This was an excellent Friday...now who wants to see "Reefer Madness:The Musical" tomorrow? #
  • 08:12 I'm serious about Reefer Madness. #
  • 10:04 I was feeling all warm and fuzzy about being a townie, but now I'm just worried about the scary sound my computer is making. #
  • 11:59 I can't get my DH CD from 1999 to play. Sad, no nostalgia for me. #
  • 12:53 I could say that I was unfocused, but really, don't you all know that already? #
  • 13:43 So many memories, holy hell. Next week should be rad. #
  • 15:31 Running around madly, then starting night 3 of a pretty rad weekend. #
  • 21:46 I wasn't overwhelmed by "Reefer Madness The Musical," but it's definitely an entertaining show. Now I am crashing hardcore. Jebus. #
  • 21:59 My thumbs hurt from texting all day and my body is confused because there's no beer in it and it's only 1am. "Reefer! Madness!" Only not. #
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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 31st, 2009 at 6:40 AM
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  • 07:37 is hungover from her extremely fun Thirsty. #
  • 10:02 @betsytrotzke Flight of the Chonchords! I will totally go. :-D :-D :-D #
  • 10:51 really wants to spend the afternoon bumming around Kirkwood, but should probably do something useful before that. Boo vague responsibility. #
  • 12:29 Soma, dinner somewhere, BSG? No particular plans, so call me if you have ideas. :-D #
  • 19:47 had a grand old time at Rhino's, seeing the guys again was great, but I feel like I'm 15 again. Consequently at the Alley. #
  • 05:45 This was an excellent Friday...now who wants to see "Reefer Madness:The Musical" tomorrow? #
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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 30th, 2009 at 2:01 PM
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  • 15:18 Seriously, why is no one at the Alley? #
  • 17:50 hearts Thirsty and everyone who participates #
  • 21:17 has the cheap beer hiccups--she wouldn't drink Bud but the rep at The Crazy Horse is absurdly hot...she's so shallow. #
  • 21:17 er, by which I mean, I'm so shallow--the Bud rep is absurdly hot, I drank it b/c I'm shallow..and now I have the hiccups. #
  • 21:54 is sprinting through snow to big beer and awkwardness, Leonard Cohen on vinyl, intense moments, cute girls selling Budwiser, hiccups...good. #
  • 07:37 is hungover from her extremely fun Thirsty. #
  • 10:02 @betsytrotzke Flight of the Chonchords! I will totally go. :-D :-D :-D #
  • 10:51 really wants to spend the afternoon bumming around Kirkwood, but should probably do something useful before that. Boo vague responsibility. #
  • 12:29 Soma, dinner somewhere, BSG? No particular plans, so call me if you have ideas. :-D #
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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 29th, 2009 at 2:35 AM
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  • 08:41 is wishing everyone a happy snow day! The county has declared a snow emergency, so don't go anywhere unless you have to! #
  • 10:45 just applied for a job, like, 10 feet from her apartment. Also, unemployed people don't get snow days, sigh... #
  • 12:44 actually accomplished job-related stuff. Now she's wondering if her sr citizen dog can handle the snow. #
  • 13:03 is so restless...grr. #
  • 13:17 is venturing out into the FOOT of snow--think warm thoughts please? #
  • 14:46 actually had a pretty awesome time tromping through the snow.The roads are open again, though, so I'd be down for hanging out if others are. #
  • 17:53 is...well, I'm not sure. I've had a terrific day with some mind-bogglingly horrible moments. The only recovery solution is bed, probably. #
  • 18:18 snapped a bit there for a sec, but today has mostly been good so I'm focusing on that... by which I mean going to bed. #
  • 19:50 is wishing I didn't care so damn much. #
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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 28th, 2009 at 2:52 AM
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  • 07:37 hates the dentist so much. #
  • 09:05 actually kind of loves the people at her dentist's office. 3 fillings without anesthesia? No problem! All that worrying for nothing. #
  • 12:19 is looking for a 1st time climber (or a very patient more experienced one) to go to Hoosier Heights with her--1 with a car, particularly. #
  • 13:19 is psyched because she has plans to go to Hoosier Heights next week with a 1st time climber who thus can't mock her for being terrible. Hah! #
  • 15:07 @allisoncooke You should come too!!! Yays! It's $20 for first time climbers incl. equipment and a basics lesson,which is not so bad,I think. #
  • 15:08 @allisoncooke I didn't see your 1st message until just now, sorry. :-( Still...How's a week from Wednesday for you? #
  • 18:46 is listening to "Tonight:Franz Ferdinand." It is, as promised, good for her. :-) #
  • 23:24 hasn't broken her stupid sleep curse after all >:-O #
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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 27th, 2009 at 2:03 AM
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  • 06:59 @allisoncooke What program are you in, and why am I not there? Your reading sounds amazing. #
  • 09:07 @helmsing Happy birthday! #
  • 09:52 My current assets total less than $1500 (even when I was employed, in SF, I made all of $1000/month). No wonder I couldn't pay for things... #
  • 09:55 now truly understands the difference between generosity and practicality...(my assets<$1500=ouch) #
  • 10:38 "I'm a girafftopus--I'm uncomfortable in the water and on land!" #
  • 17:42 @helmsing :-) :-) :-) Did you have an amazing birthday? #
  • 19:58 is thinking about going to bed... #
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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 26th, 2009 at 1:55 AM
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  • 08:35 Up at a reasonable hour! Yay! #
  • 09:43 Jealous of the people at the IU game. Yes, it will be painful, but being there can still be fun. #
  • 10:40 I lose momentum so quickly, damn it... #
  • 13:06 I really need to change my default Weather Channel settings--there's a big difference between 53 and 17 degrees. #
  • 17:23 I truly do not care what time it is, I'm going to bed. #
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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 25th, 2009 at 2:23 AM
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  • 10:47 Finally being productive for the first time in almost a week? #
  • 11:25 Correction: I will finally be productive if I can get my 2-chais-to-the-wind self off of FB. Whee, caffeine! #
  • 13:01 I'm in one of my crunchy spacy moods today. Not good for productivity. I'm away from the computer, text or DM if you need me! #
  • 14:08 I love that one of the Yogi's front door guys remembers the conversation we had about Prop 8 back in November. #
  • 18:28 being a crunchy nerd with Marcus and Laurel #
  • 20:21 semi-randomly referenced alien and no one got it...surreal. #
  • 22:12 "If you can't be with the one that you love, honey, love the one you're with." #
  • 22:50 Leonard Cohen and sleep. I had a lovely chill couple of days, but tomorrow must be hella productive. #
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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 24th, 2009 at 1:32 AM
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  • 09:03 Slowly easing my way back into the land of the living. #
  • 11:08 Being sick and stuck in the house all week is bringing me down somethin' fierce. #
  • 13:59 @allisoncooke But it's awesome! I was converted last week. We want to turn it into a drinking game... #
  • 17:03 Beer, beets, Battlestar Galactica. #
  • 22:05 <3 BSG. I'm officially an even bigger nerd than I previously thought possible. #
  • 00:59 Apparently I don't sleep anymore? #
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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 23rd, 2009 at 2:17 AM
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  • 11:44 is still too sick for Thirsty. #
  • 15:37 hates missing Thirsty. :-( #
  • 17:11 Too sick to do anything fun, but just well enough to be bored out of my god damned mind. Grr. #
  • 19:06 I'm a single-cell shark. #
  • 19:07 So much love for The Office and 30 Rock. <3 #
  • 19:59 Clearly missing an epic Thirsty. :-( #
  • 22:42 Is it just me, or is it odd that of three banner ads, they're all singles sites, but two are lesbian and one's a military one? #
  • 23:22 Is thinking too much about too many things. Of course. #
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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 22nd, 2009 at 2:34 AM
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  • 12:31 is actually healthy enough to sleep all day. #
  • 16:34 ate real food for the first time in 3 days! Yay! #
  • 19:16 @allisoncooke Yes, it definitely happens to all of us. Feel better! #
  • 22:02 is tentatively better? #
  • 00:38 wants to be in two places at the same time. Sigh. #
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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 21st, 2009 at 3:07 AM
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  • 11:27 is too sickly today for game night. :-( #
  • 12:02 actually feels too awful to be appropriately excited about today being the end of an error. #
  • 14:02 is so glad that she finally felt well enough to watch some of today's festivities. It's an incredible end of an error! #
  • 21:10 is awake again, damn it. She's been sleeping an hour at a time all day, which doesn't really help her feel a lot better. #
  • 23:59 Said come out Lyndon with your hands held high,
    Drop your guns, baby, and reach for the sky.
    We got you surrounded and you ain't got a c ... #
  • 23:59 We got you surrounded and you ain't got a chance, gonna send you back to Texas make you work on your ranch #
  • 00:08 is getting back in touch with her hippie roots in celebration of President Obama's first day! #
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Fun, happy
Look, up yonder in the sky, now, what is that I pray ?
It's a bird it's a plane, it's a man insane, it's my President LBJ
He's flying high way up in the sky just like Superman,
But I have got a little piece of kryptonite,
Yes, I'll bring him back to land.
Said come out Lyndon with your hands held high,
Drop your guns, baby, and reach for the sky.
I've got you surrounded and you ain't got a chance,
Gonna send you back to Texas, make you work on your ranch,
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

He can call Super Woman and his Super Dogs,
But it sure won't do him no good,
Yeah, I found out why from a Russian spy
That he ain't nothing but a comic book.

We'll pull him off the stands and clean up the land,
Yes, we'll have us a brand new day.
What is more I got the Fantastic Four
And Doctor Strange to help him on his way.

Said come out Lyndon with your hands held high,
Drop your guns, baby, and reach for the sky.
We got you surrounded and you ain't got a chance,
Gonna send you back to Texas make you work on your ranch,
Yeah yeah, oh yeah.

Yeah, gonna make him eat flowers.
Yeah, make him drop some acid ...

--Country Joe and the Fish, "Superbird"

Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 20th, 2009 at 2:05 AM
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  • 09:46 has a bad headache. Grr. Productivity fail. #
  • 10:55 is trying to read her Excel book but feels hella gross and is thus finding it difficult. #
  • 17:20 wonders if spending the evening watching Project Catwalk and coloring fuzzy posters is truly lame or truly awesome. #
  • 18:45 had way too much fun last night (this morning?), and thus has to be totally lame tonight. Sighs. #
  • 21:03 is trying to get her head around everything that's happened (from amazing to incredibly painful) in the 2 weeks since she got back to Btown #
  • 21:34 has so much love for her rad friends who have helped make the past two weeks actually awesome, even as heavy shit has happened.<3So much<3 #
  • 23:39 has had two of the most amazing and most painful weeks of her life. #
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I'm not this desperate quite yet...

  • Jan. 19th, 2009 at 5:40 PM
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best of craigslist > chicago > Fine, Don't Fucking Hire Me, You Can't Handle My Shit Originally Posted: Tue, 2 Dec 22:34 CST

Fine, Don't Fucking Hire Me, You Can't Handle My Shit


Date: 2008-12-02, 10:34PM CST


What the fuck people! I need a motherfuckin job, and I have a resume that says I am fucking fit to be your goddamn front desk/administrative assistant. I have applied to a ton of jobs on here, and not one of them responded, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Cover Letter? Here's my fucking cover letter!
Now, I'm really low on money, and I'll suck a dick if I have to...that's right!
Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I'll fight that motherfucker and I'll win! Can any other prospective employee say that?! FUCK NO! What'd you say? You lost your keys? FUCK IT! I'll shoot the goddamn lock off your door with my laser eyes! That's how bad I need a motherfuckin job! Your brother is gay and you're not cool with that? I'll de-gay him with reverse buttsex. Don't believe me?! Then hire me and I'll fucking show you!

OBJECTIVE
I need a motherfuckin job.

SHIT I HAVE DONE
-I invented the moon.
-Atlantis was around til 1988, but sunk when I shot out of my mom's vagina like a silver bullet into a wolverine.
-I am also a wolverine.
-Had sex with the Spice Girls.
-The blowjob machine was originally my idea until that bastard Clint Eastwood stole it.
-I have prophetic visions of the apocolypse.
-Watched the movie "Juwanna Mann" at least 18 times. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247444/
-Created a new genre of dance in which people get so into it that radiation waves pulsate off of them, I like to call this the microrave.
-I reverse engineered a door, I now know how it works.
-When I was 8, a frisbee flew into my backyard and I blew it up with my mind.
-My brother is the Eiffel Tower
-Direct descendant of Beowulf
-Can make weapons out of anything, very useful in a hostile work environment
-Beat my pornography addiction when I was 19
-Proficient in Microsoft Office and Photoshop

RELEVANT WORK EXPERIENCE
GlomGlom Corporation of Evil Doing
POSITION: Front Desk/Administrative Assistant
DUTIES: Setting up sex scandals in which to blackmail wealthy politicians, forwarding email, burning down the houses of the poor, loan sharking, answering phones, greeting clients in a manner that would frighten most people

GreenHate Enterprises
POSITION: Once Again, I was a fucking Front Desk/Administrative Assistant
DUTIES: Organizing the dumping of bio-waste into the ocean, peeing in lakes, digging holes to fill with garbage, making garbage out of perfectly good and useful items, filling said wholes with said garbage, creating fake facts about Greenpeace and publishing them on the internet(I am internet savvy), good at filing...documents of hate.

REFERENCES
Glomgor Evil
GlomGlom Corporation of Evil Doings
gorlock@peanutbutternipples.com

Sloblor the Muck Monster
GreenHate Enterprises
sloblor@greenhate.com


So, now that you know the real me, are you gonna hire me or not? I would like to remind you that I can make weapons out of anything.

Sincerely,

Steve Madonna
stevemadonnayeah@gmail.com


remember.....anything.




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Tweets for Today

  • Jan. 19th, 2009 at 1:32 AM
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  • 12:10 is focus fail...grr. #
  • 12:10 is focus fail...grr. #
  • 13:19 is pretty psyched to be FB friends with *the* Bailey (of Alley Bar fame) #
  • 13:45 will just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan, don't need to be coy, Roy, just drop off the key, Lee, and set myself free... #
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